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#what do you mean girls need water to live

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this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

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JOBS BE LIKE…

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Requirements:

  • You Must Have Your Own Transportation (BMW Or Mercedes Preferred)
  • You Must Live In A House (No Apartment Complexes)
  • You Must Own An iPhone
  • Bachelors Degree Required, MASTERS Preferred.
  • 10+ Years Experience
  • You Must Be An A Blood Type.
  • Disease and Drug Free.
  • No CRIMINAL Record Whatsoever (No Exceptions)
  • No Braces, No Freckles and No Tattoos/Piercings
  • Must Be Pretty With An Athletic/Slim Body
  • Must Be On Time At ALL Times
  • If You Die, Please Let Your Ghost Cover Your Shift, NO EXCEPTIONS!
  • If You Speak Your Mind, You Need NOT Apply.
  • Bonus If You Can Calculate Numbers In Your Head, Operate A Forklift and Speak Spanish, Chinese, French And Swahili.

PAY: $6.50/HR NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

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Heads Up

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If you have an iPhone, downloaded iOS 8.4, and signed up for the new Apple Music free 3-month trial, here is something you should do:

1. Go to the top left corner and click that button.
2. Click “View Apple ID.”
3. Under Subscriptions, click “Manage.”
4. Click “Apple Music Membership.”
5. Uncheck “Auto Renew.”

You have now saved yourself hundreds of dollars in frustration that you might not have realized until far beyond your 3-month free trial is over.

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Hang on a minute…

Shouldn’t all mermaids be fat?

Mermaids are probably mammals, because of their visible breast tissue and horizontal tail fins.

Aquatic mammals need to have developed a thick layer of subcutaneous fat in order to survive in water. Even in a hot climate, swimming in water the whole time would require fatty insulation.

So… chubby mermaids. Yeah.

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